*Goes to doctor to get form filled for summer job* Doctor: You’re diagnosed with diabetes. Me: WHAT!? Doctor: Which doctor diagnosed this? Me: Well, if I remember correctly, you were the only doctor I saw before today. Doctor: I didn’t diagnose you with diabetes. Me: But you’ve mentioned it! Doctor: Yeah, but I didn’t diagnose you. Me: *gets blood sugar shot...
When I die that’s when you can do whatever you want.
Excuse me while I bury my face in my hands.
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
I’ve searched Wrestling on Tumblr to see if I can find more wrestling-themed blogs to follow. The images I’ve seen… It’ll take an f’n long while to unsee.